Thursday, November 7, 2013

My Ideal Movie


            I would like to list the aspects of my ideal movie.  The story goes like this, it is a comedy, written by the comedic genius George Lopez, in which a little boy around eleven or twelve years old saves his baby brother from aliens that street race cars. Now the cast, there would be a narrator, and when I think of narrator I think of nothing other than the soothing voice of Gilbert Gottfried, Gottfried would also voice the baby.  Second the dad in the story would be played by acting great Brendan Frasier, the mother is easily the most emotional character in the movie so obviously she would be played by Kristen Stewart, as for the son any random kid from the streets will do, as kids of the eleven to twelve age range are naturally incredible, and not at all annoying actors.  There would be two lead aliens one played by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and the other played by the incomparable Vin Diesel.  These two alien overlords would lead a group of street racing aliens, played by various WWE acting greats, to earth to steal Kristen Stewart and Brendan Frasier’s baby, who has full linguistic skills and knows Kung-Fu, to take back to their planet to rule and to race.  This incredible film would then be directed by both Sam Raimi, responsible for such classics as the Evil Dead series and Spider-Man 3, and the post Phantom Menace George Lucas that everyone loves.  The movie would be done entirely in CGI animation, giving it that heightened sense of realism.  This is clearly the greatest movie idea that anyone has ever thought up.

2 comments:

  1. This is the greatest idea ever. It would DEFINITELY bring in billions at the box office. It'll become and instant classic, obviously beating out top hits like Avatar and Titanic. xDDD

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  2. CGI Kristen Stewart would be really easy because her face wouldn't change at all.

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