I saw this musical on its premiere (Is that what the call it for plays?). And it was horrible. Absolutely terrible. A disaster. Catastrophic. Dismal. Pathetic. Stupid. Sad. Worthless. Boring. A waste of time. Complete and utter filth. So bad that I want those two hours of my life back. No entertainment value what-so-ever. If this play was my child, I would dis-own it and kick it out of my house without a penny to its name. If it was a person driving a car, I would cut it off and flip it the bird. If it was a pair of shoes, I wouldn't wear that pair of shoes. If I ever came across this play in a dark alley, I would shank it, steal it's wallet and leave it to bleed out on the cold concrete ground. The police probably wouldn't even investigate the case because they would just be glad to get rid of it. The world would be a better brighter place if this play didn't exist. If there was an online poll on whether you would prefer to get needles shoved through your eyelids or watch this play, the needles would have 99.9% of the vote, and the only people who would vote otherwise are extreme masochists. I can't believe they spent the electricity to light the play, let alone the time and energy to make it. Sam and white Sean performed terribly. I am ashamed to even say I know them. Now every time I see them I avert my eyes and walk in the opposite direction so that I will never be associated with them. If I even get within a hundred feet of them I go through an ancient Aztec purification ritual to cleanse myself from their filth. I doubt the would even be let into hell, the play was that bad. They would just dwell in limbo for all eternity.
Actually the play was pretty good.
~Josiah▲
That masochist reference...
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