Thursday, October 10, 2013

How Aquaman Doesn't Suck

Sorry Scott, but can we just take a second to talk about how wrong you are? Aquaman's half human, so he can live on land just fine and wont become a "fish stick" just by stepping out of the water. He's not only strong in the water, just stronger. He has a mystic trident that not even Superman can break. He is the KING of of Atlantis, even after trying to avoid taking over. He has to deal with the fact that Atlantis is always trying to uprise against him and fight the surface world (btw they have advanced technology and are much more powerful than regular humans). He's a member of the Justice League, a group of elite heroes in the DC universe. He doesn't talk to fish, he controls them, essentially making fish zombies that do what he wants. He protects all oceans, which is 70% of the earth. Plus all the times he's fought on land. He has super strength, stamina, agility, etc. He can leap buildings, dude. He has bulletproof dense skin to survive at the bottom of the ocean and extremely awesome scale armor. He's fought demigods and punched Death in the face, along with throwing whales and polar bears at people.Plus, he CUT OFF his hand to save his son and replaced it with a TRIDENT HOOK! Oh, and if that's not enough he also has to lead a compaign every four years to keep the undersea monsters you hear about in legends from rising again. And if you read the new 52 series, Aquaman doesn't care that noone seems to like him, because he doesn't need their approval to be awesome. So how about we don't criticize a hero who I know you haven't researched at all or read anything about.

1 comment:

  1. Remind me never to talk bad about Aquaman around you.

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