Thursday, October 3, 2013

Tinky Winky: A True Villain?


So today in class we discussed how awhile ago Tinky-Winky of the children's TV show Teletubbies was accused of representing a gay lifestyle. What I really think we should look at isn't the possibility of that, but of his other involvements. If you notice, Tinky-Winky's shape on his head is a triangle. Who else has a triangle as their symbol? That's right, the illuminati. Plus, he's always able to use that television screen on his stomach to see everything, sort of like the all seeing eye. Its very suspicious that this could all be "coincidence." Because nobody would suspect a cartoon character, right? Wrong. Besides, how could all those basement-lurking, tinfoil-wearing conspiracy investigators who work from online forums be wrong after so much work? No, I'm almost certain that Tinky here is the leader of the organization. With such resources, it would explain why everyone thought he was responsible for 9/11. All of this jargon seems to almost be legitimate; but just in case, I remind you to realize that it's only some people's opinion. However, I don't think the illuminati is raising an army of baby minions through subconscious messages. So if you'd like, just sit back, and say:

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